The Bill - Season 16 Episode 60
Probationary PCs Ben Hayward and Roz Clarke arrive for their first day at Sun Hill, and are subjected to a series of wind-ups by the relief. Boyden tricks Clarke into thinking that he has hit a pensioner in the surveillance van, while Stamp and Quinnan subject Hayward to the ride of his life in the area car. Hayward manages to stop a curb-crawler who evades capture, but his arrest is thwarted by Hollis. Meanwhile, Hagen and Rickman spin Clarke a story about 'nipper' Cryer, the famous bum-pinching sergeant, and Klein gets Worrell to be pretend to a dead body in order to wind up Hayward. However, the joke backfires when an angry and upset Hayward is punched in the face by Stamp.
First Air Date : 1984-10-16
Last Air date : 2010-08-31
Runtime : 57 minutes
Cast : Simon Rouse, Sarah Manners, Andrew Lancel, Alex Walkinshaw, Amita Dhiri, Ben Richards
Crew : Charlie Morgan (Music), Andy Pask (Music), Mark Russell (Music Arranger), Lawrence Oakley (Music Arranger), Miles Bould (Music Arranger), Mike Westergaard (Music Arranger)
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